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weave nation-certified

If someone is weave nation-certified, this means that they are a dodging expert. Throw them stuff, but no matter what, they will dodge left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical everything.
dude 1: yo, have you seen dude 3 dodging? HE IS TRULY A WEAVE NATION-CERTIFIED, BRAH!
dude 2: hell yeah man, he is definitely HIM.
by AdruyinarGaming January 12, 2024
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Certified lover boy

A man who is incapable of growth and lacks maturity causing them to be romantically attracted to those of the same or lesser mental acuity as them, often times being a person much younger then them to an almost criminal degree.
"Certified lover boy? Certified pedophile. Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop."
by Legible Ghastino May 18, 2024
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Rizzler certified

When their rizz is achieved only by extensive education and hardwork, they be attracting all the educated hoes
Damn, Saif be Rizzler Certified with all the treeshes he’s been pulling
by PikaRizz May 22, 2023
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Certified pre-owned incestious black nigger cumslut

A slur used most commonly on discord used in its whole form "Certified pre-owned incestious black nigger cumslut" meaning a black slut who has sexual relationships with his family.

Commonly used on egirls or edaters who were exposed
You certified pre-owned incestious black nigger cumslut whore.
by Mikehall Jacksun May 23, 2025
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Certified Stepper

Used to describe oneself highly and on top of others
"Yk I got that beamer, Certified Stepper"
by 5iveee June 18, 2024
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Certified Flexer

Often used by Snapchatter TrellCrzy . Means nobody in this world will know your flexing unless you tell someone
This girl said that messed around with each other in the past is that true ? “ Nope “ Certified Flexer .. Because nobody will know the truth if u lie .
by Anonymousiq November 17, 2017
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Certified Hyteam Classic™

(n.) In reference to the 2024 sim-racing team 'Hyteam GTF': a truly outstanding display of wit, bravery, skill and driver exploits, mainly within virtual motor sports. Usually involves some amount of caffeine, autism, pure stupidity, accidental genius or a mixture among all four. The ™ symbol is mandatory if used with a humorous or self-esteemed connotation. Can also be used ironically, though is typically of genuine intent.
"That dive-bomb there was a certified hyteam classic™."
by Hobkins Neitzen August 28, 2025
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