If someone is weave nation-certified, this means that they are a dodging expert. Throw them stuff, but no matter what, they will dodge left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical everything.
dude 1: yo, have you seen dude 3 dodging? HE IS TRULY A WEAVE NATION-CERTIFIED, BRAH!
dude 2: hell yeah man, he is definitely HIM.
dude 2: hell yeah man, he is definitely HIM.
by AdruyinarGaming January 12, 2024

A man who is incapable of growth and lacks maturity causing them to be romantically attracted to those of the same or lesser mental acuity as them, often times being a person much younger then them to an almost criminal degree.
by Legible Ghastino May 18, 2024

When their rizz is achieved only by extensive education and hardwork, they be attracting all the educated hoes
by PikaRizz May 22, 2023

Certified pre-owned incestious black nigger cumslut
A slur used most commonly on discord used in its whole form "Certified pre-owned incestious black nigger cumslut" meaning a black slut who has sexual relationships with his family.
Commonly used on egirls or edaters who were exposed
A slur used most commonly on discord used in its whole form "Certified pre-owned incestious black nigger cumslut" meaning a black slut who has sexual relationships with his family.
Commonly used on egirls or edaters who were exposed
by Mikehall Jacksun May 23, 2025

by 5iveee June 18, 2024

Often used by Snapchatter TrellCrzy . Means nobody in this world will know your flexing unless you tell someone
This girl said that messed around with each other in the past is that true ? “ Nope “ Certified Flexer .. Because nobody will know the truth if u lie .
by Anonymousiq November 17, 2017

(n.) In reference to the 2024 sim-racing team 'Hyteam GTF': a truly outstanding display of wit, bravery, skill and driver exploits, mainly within virtual motor sports. Usually involves some amount of caffeine, autism, pure stupidity, accidental genius or a mixture among all four. The ™ symbol is mandatory if used with a humorous or self-esteemed connotation. Can also be used ironically, though is typically of genuine intent.
by Hobkins Neitzen August 28, 2025
