peel the carrot

When someone takes a crap and it slightly scrapes the back edge of the toilet seat

Every time my old man would visit he would peel the carrot and leave a carrot peel on our toilet seat. Sick!

by meridianloser February 13, 2010

California Carrot

The act of having a a girl suck on your penis until it is nice and moist. Then you stick your penis in either a bag of Doritos or Cheetos so it gains an orangish color resembling a carrot. You then proceed to have anal sex with your partner.

I need to stop by the gas station and pick up some doritos so i can give Jessica a California Carrot.

by edex October 24, 2007

albino carrot

a white radish.

Vivien: Hey, i just ate an albino carrot!
Nicky: You mean a radish?

by NMenguin July 15, 2008

Carrot Juice

A cocktail of V8 Splash, Robitussin and Adderall.

-preferably mixed in a Fiji water bottle*

"Yo I'm Trashed on Carrot Juice, Bra."

"Dude, It's tuesday? Fuck this lets get some Carrot Juice"

" Whats in the bottle?

- Carrot Juice"

by YUS September 27, 2012

carrot weiner

When a weiner on animal becomes erect and comes out of it's hibernating position, it is usually sticky looking.

Mom look! Spot has a carrot weiner!

by Josh June 01, 2005

pussy-carrot

n. the idea of sex as a means to achieve an alternative end. generally used in instances where the parties referred to have not had sex.

She's dangling that pussy-carrot so he'll take her to TGI Friday's and order her the surf 'n turf.

by ShrizzBot5000 July 07, 2009

carrot bottom

A ginger who likes to take it in the ass.

I heard this guy Pete is a carrot bottom.

by El Burro Colgado December 23, 2015