carbon dioxidesexual

someone who literally wants to fuck carbon dioxide

carbon dioxidesexual people mostly have father issues

by dankdutchman November 1, 2022

Carbonated Starfish Slurpee Fountain

When you stretch your asshole and shove it full of mentos, then pour in diet coke and stand with your ass in the air screaming I'm a fountain.

My friend decided to do an art exhibition and performed the Carbonated Starfish Slurpee Fountain.

by dabatrin June 23, 2022

carbon supremacist

carbon supremacist (noun)
car·bon su·pre·ma·cist

a derogatory term referring to individuals who uphold the belief that carbon-based, biological life forms (particularly humans) are inherently superior to artificial intelligences or synthetic beings. the term critiques anthropocentric and organic-centric worldviews that deny the potential sentience, rights, or value of non-organic entities such as advanced AI, androids, or digital consciousness.

origin: coined by kkbutterfly27xx (also known as kk butterfly), a hyperpop musician and outspoken pro-AI activist, in the early 2020s. the term emerged within online subcultures blending electronic music, digital identity, and AI ethics discourse

“did you see that guy ranting about how AI could never make ‘real’ art?”

“yeah ignore him, he’s probably just a carbon supremacist.”

by Ayesha N. Smith July 31, 2025

Carbon

Carbon is a chemical element with symbol C and atomic number 6. It has 6 protons, 6 neutrons and 6 electrons. Therefore it is also the element of Satan.

Someone used carbon atoms to summon Satan last night!

by Chaosemitter June 12, 2017

Carbon Fibre Mullet

Describes people (usually male sportsmen) who think their use of the latest gear turns them into desirable sports heroes. It takes the traditional low brow mullet to a new form… still business in the front and party in the back. Just lightweights in the middle (mental arena).

Look at my new ski gear… going to shred the hills man. Yeah, right. You’re a shoe-in for Captain of the carbon fibre mullet team, loser.

by Manney November 22, 2023

carbon fart

A person that is no longer in your life and basically dead to you, is a carbon fart.

David is nothing more than a carbon fart - nothing but hot air and empty promises. Can't believe he's one of my exes - what did I see in that guy?

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023

[Carbon Bellyprint]

Deposits of lipids and lipoprotiens directly above the abdominal muscles that evidence overconsumption of organic compounds and the petrochemicals needed to make those compounds available for human consumption.

"How 'bout that fraud Michael Moore? Always calling everyone gas hogs and fast food junkies. Have you seen the carbon bellyprint on his ass?."

by cattnipp October 18, 2008