or CRMFC for short. He is the coolest mother fucker you will ever meet. He is so cool that everyone that know him get an instant coolness raise just for knowing who he is. He will most likely rule the world one day and all the fuckers that ever cross him will pay.
by fuck you this is me October 24, 2011

slightly overweight, lying, man bitch, who thinks hes the shit and can have any girl he wants. But he cant. in fact, he cant even keep one decent girl, because he goes around telling other girls he loves them while at the same time he's dating the "girl of his dreams" as far as she's concerned (becuase thats what he said, hence the lying part. Attention all females: Should you happen apon this randall campbell, kick him in the nuts, poke him, and then walk away as seductively as possible, so he will know what hes missing. And do not provide an explination should he ask.
Randal Brian Campbell the first (and hopefully last) asked out 4 girls in the same week. They all said no.
by Beat That Bitch! August 6, 2006

by IdkWhatToWriteHere123 December 21, 2023

two words needed here huge penis
by allfacts.0111 November 14, 2020

by Scrambles904 July 18, 2022

My favorite person in the world. 🖤
by 012707 November 23, 2021

He is a Campbell
by Campbell_rambel February 7, 2019
