Calling coal

When you have no understanding of the subject of conversation and feel you could not be involved. You would call coal.

Bob and Rob are talking incessantly about computers, after 30 minutes of understanding nothing Chris says " I don't get any of this, I'm calling coal"

by Big caboose June 29, 2014

Carping Out

Mental retardation so severe, one could be compared to have the mental aptitude of Magikarp, thereby drooling and/or flailing about.

Kyle broke the microwave trying to open it, because he was carping out.

by Relleron October 2, 2014

camping

1) Holding a pot pipe/bong for too long, without passing it down to the next person.

Hey man, you're camping. Pass me down that shit.

by heffa May 27, 2003

calling card

a way of getting to someone through someone else.

an "in"
could be to do with an 'inside man'

"Tell the pin I want words, Brad is my calling card."

by AQM December 7, 2006

like camping

intense. you know, in tents.

That party was fucking like camping.

by slit mcgee March 11, 2005

high capping

Lying to the third degree ; No possibility of the truth

The Sky is green "Bruh you high capping!"

by LilWazzOnthaBeat June 19, 2016

calling Jasper

euphemism for smoking marijuana, to be used in work context when you can't outright say it.

After we get off tonight, do you want to call Jasper? I'll meet you by the river.

by djk January 29, 2004