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crusty toes

When someone has really fugly toes
"That bitch Emily has crusty toes man "
by Sweatshirt0f September 3, 2016
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Crusty Mop

A cool hairstyle that is unique
You have a crusty mop!
by Bianca Shaniqua Bertha July 9, 2007
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crusty balls

a man who dosnt wash and has dryed up sexaul organs
Guy 1 : I havent washed for days
Guy 2 : Wow you must have crusty balls
by The three musketeers August 19, 2008
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Crusty Musty Busty ass bitch

When your so filthy/annoying/ghetto
Bitch shut the fuck up you crusty musty busty ass bitch lookin like a wall-e reject
by questionman2468 November 8, 2016
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Crafty Butcher

A Homosexual, Mostly refering to Male homosexuality;
One who likes to have his meat taken around the back
Where would you like this meat put?
Round the back please, that's where I like it best
Oh I see you're a Crafty Butcher, can you open up then, I can't get in
by Matty/Boy March 9, 2007
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crasterbation

Distraut after the biznitch dumped me, I hopped on the internet for some crasturbation
by Anonymous November 7, 2003
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Crafty Butcher

The term is coined from an old English expression and is used to describe someone who is homosexual.

It comes from the 1930's when shopkeepers had to pay the tax man at the front door of their shops when receiving stock to sell, whereas the "crafty butcher" would have his MEAT delivered to the BACK DOOR.
"Check that guy, he's a crafty butcher, look at the way he walks."
"What do you mean?"
"Well he obviously takes meat round his back door."
by j4ynut April 25, 2010
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