Buttfuck Scramble

When one shoves eggs up their partner's ass, fucks them to crack the eggs, and has that partner shit them back out into a pan to cook and eat the resulting scramble.

"I heard through a grapevine that Brad convinced his girlfriend to try a Buttfuck Scramble, the other night."

by A.O.B.L. October 15, 2023

Buttfucked

When you lose horribly playing a game of something.

Joe and I were playing a game of Poker and I buttfucked him.

by GammonMan February 4, 2026

Buttfucked

When you lose horribly while playing a game of something.

Joe and I were playing Poker and I buttfucked him.

by GammonMan February 4, 2026

Bustanukeilicious

When something is so scrumdiddiliumptious that you feel the need to scream "Bustanukeilicious" because of the need to bust a nuclear amount of juice.

Person 1: That shot was so good im gonna bust!
Person 2: bro. That shot is pure bustanukeilicious!!

by Shyefrook February 19, 2026

buttfucker

A person who has too much integrity who favors doing the right thing over saving human life with their transparency. Most people who identify as buttfuckers often lack empathy, compassion, and a consience, and often sell their folks down the river when confronted with an ethical dilemma, rather than commit perjury to save someone's life. Immanuel Kant is regarded as the founding father of buttfuckers, due to the categorial imperative stating that lying to save humanity is using others as mere commodities, rather than ends in themselves.

A historical example of buttfuckers are the people who snitched on Anne Frank and her family, while hiding in an attic in the Nazi-Occupied Netherlands. While the action was unethical and wrong, telling the truth was imperative when the SD and Gestapo agents questioned the family who hid the Franks in their attic. Think of integrity as a double-edged sword, on one side it's crucial, but on the other it's precarious because you could hurt or others with your transparency.

by kinghiroichi1 July 1, 2025

buttfuckdaddyhornyforchevy

A "buttfuckdaddyhornyforchevy" is where a "black and gay" or a "girl with a strap-on" go to chevy's house irl and butt fucks him until he's horny and calling the "black or gay" guy or girl "daddy"

"yo sleepy im gonna order a "buttfuckdaddyhornyforchevy" to chevy's house"

"dude thats fucking gay lets do it"

by bigdisme123766 July 30, 2025

walking buttfuck

Pejorative term used to describe someone who exhibits uselessness either in a specific area or in general.

At the Nets game last night, that seven-foot-tall walking buttfuck Jason Collins could not rebound if his life depended on it.

by Rufus Truthfist August 2, 2009