Broner

Bro boner

A woman-one walks by you and your bro
Upon brofisting, either one of you exclaims "bro! I totally have a broner!"

by johkabu October 20, 2010

Broner

A bro who has a boner but is very chill.

I was telling my bros how I was playing cod when i got a nuke and a sandwich, and immediately got a broner.

by NattyIceKing April 2, 2011

Broner

When a straight male gets a semi hard on from the thought of taking gay actions

it was once said that wrestlers will frequently get broners.

by bababababam July 2, 2011

Broner

A sweaty brony which erects his penis to my little pony.. a Broner.

Sweaty Brony: ahhhhh pink pony is having a bath *broner intensifies*

by Dyleon October 1, 2019

The Bronze Jade

Lebron James 😱😱😱

Female : I just went to The Bronze Jade art gallery.
Gigachad Smegma: OMG LEBRON JAMES!!!! THIS IS SO SIGMA MALE OHIO SKIBIDI TOILET RIZZ ANTI TIKTOK ANTI FURRY NATION!!!

by verysigmaguyskibiditoilet October 3, 2023

Broner

That erection heterosexual men get when
A:observing and/or participating in feats of extreme manliness
or
B: while doing or seeing something extremely Bromantic.

A: Hey man, Turn off the wrestling, it's giving me a broner.

B: I was watching the trailer for "Brokeback Mountain", and popped a huge Broner.

by Jesus on crackers April 11, 2010

Bronze Doorknob

When A man Crams his arm into the vagina until it exits the anus covered in waste. Next the woman will grab his fist and rotate his arm inside of her loins for sexual gratification.

Last Night Laura and I tried our hand at a Bronze Doorknob. Needless to say, being a woman, she was all "sensitive" about it; and said she couldn't handle it....whata wuss.

by SatansAsshole January 16, 2011