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Amoeba Dick for Brains

Used to describe people whose dick and brain share a single cell.
The idiotic man had no ability to understand that not everyone wants to be sexualized by him and that making women uncomfortable isn't okay just because it makes him feel good, He's an amoeba dick for brains.
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JBL John Bradshaw Layfield

A guy who only ever won the tag team titles for a short time and was european champ for less than a week before losing it at a house show that was suddenly made out to be a big time player on smackdown! because all the big names are on RAW now. A clothesline is not a finishing move. And the WWE champ shouldn't have such crap intro music... a cow fucking moo's in it...
JBL is the WWE champ? WTF?!?!
by The Oz July 18, 2004
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hairy monkey brains

The outcome of an unshaven scrotum being squeezed until the veins stick out. The shiny skin is evident, as well as the pubic hair. This looks like what would appear to be a small hairy brain. Hairy monkey brains!
Oh my God, the Brains! NO! I hate hairy monkey brains!
by Green eggs and baaaam May 29, 2008
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Rat Brains

When a man squeezes his balls so that the scrotum bunches up slightly and takes on the appearance, shape, and texture of brains.
Carl pulled his balls out and showed everyone his rat brains.
by Crabkilla2001 January 16, 2009
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cum-for-brains

That slut Jill is good in bed, but she's got cum-for-brains if she thinks that I'm going to marry her.
by ESB43 June 6, 2018
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Brainsplosion

something either so epic or parodoxical in nature that your mind may as well have just erupted within your head.
Eight years ago Mary was half as old as Jane will be when Jane is one

year older than Tim will be at that time when Mary will be five times

as old as Tim will be two years from now. Ten years from now Tim will

be twice as old as Jane was when Mary was nine times as old as Tim.

When Tim was 1 year old, Mary was 3 years older than Tim will be when

Jane is three times as old as Mary was 6 years before the time when

Jane was 1/2 as old as Tim will be when Mary will be 12 years older

than Mary was when Jane was 1/3 as old as Tim will be when Mary will

be 3 times as old as she was when Jane was born.
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Brainsplosion
by cmpwksta February 8, 2010
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Braishfield

Braishfield is a small shithole of a village situated in hampshire in the united kingdom. the population is mainly made up of miserable old cunts or fuck annoying toddlers. there are few teen children in Braishfield, because the have all fled to better, less shitty places.

The best part of Braishfield is the pond; there is a bitchy woman who lives next to it, and she gets pissed of really easily.

Braishfield has been compared to the sleepy village from the fim 'hot fuzz', just without the cool guns and shit.

You would be better living off somewhere more exciting like north korea as fun things actually happen there.

Braishfield is shit, i would know; i have to live there.
Person 1: have you been to any shithole lately?
person 2: yeah, braishfield. it was almost as bad as when i screwed your sister.
person 1: FUCK MAN
by God_On_Earth October 31, 2011
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