Bernoulli Boner 

When you pop a boner due to thinking about or discussing physics

Hey dude, when the professor solved that equation for dQ/dT I popped a Bernoulli Boner

Bernoulli Boner by thatDudeFromBridgewater April 9, 2017

Authority boner 

When a someone, who generally has no authority, is given authority. Thusly, resulting in an erection due to over confidence and an inflated self-worth

When the mall cop saw some kids loitering where they shouldn't be; he instantly got an authority boner at the thought of kicking them out of the mall.

Authority boner by We fixed the glitch1111 September 25, 2017

Intimacy Boner 

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An erection that comes to fruition when a partner shares those special three words.

Her: I love you.
Him: *gets a raging hard on*
Her: Did you just get hard?
Him: It's an Intimacy Boner. Look it up.

Intimacy Boner by Bae Poo 69 September 3, 2021

Boner 

when a guy sees something he finds sexually stimulating and makes his penis become hard and he wants to fuck whatever it is

Jack: Yo you got a boner dude!

John: I know. That watermelon over there is pretty sexy
Jack: ...

Boner by Marley :) June 24, 2017

emotional boner 

When the girl you love is telling you how much she really loves you and it gives you a boner. Often leads to the best emotionally charged lovemaking.

Girl: Baby you really are the love of my life.

...

Girl: Are you hard?!

Guy: Sorry, it's an emotional boner.

emotional boner by justthetipp June 4, 2011

boner breath 

The musty scent on the breath of one who recently sucked cock.

Shit dude, I can smell your boner breath from way over here!

Yes, I'm listening...keep talking...you have boner breath...Tic-Tac?

boner breath by blake January 27, 2004

boner doc 

a physician specializing in erectile dysfunction.

If you need a prescription for Viagra, go see my boner doc Dr. Stayhard.

boner doc by ken69 January 27, 2009