bourgeoister

a pretentious bottle, frequently accompanied with or by an ostentaious label, of many dollar water; generally sourced at some exotic location, likely packaged in a hermetically sealed facility and often rumored to possess healing properties and/or subtle floral nuances.

Kawika: "Nykolas, fellow; gather yourself and collect for me 12 bottles of the finest bourgeoister at The Woodlands Market."

Nykolas: "Dearest Kawika, please express unto me the selection most suited to compliment your exquisite palette this morning."

Kawika: "Yes, well then, as it is; six of the Voss, four the San Faustino, three the Gerolsteiner, and another of that most recent presentation, you know, the stuff collected once anually at the base of the Fowashabash tree near the Kigali region in central Rwanda."

Nykolas: "Very well then! I shall commence to dispatch myself immediately!"

by nykolas nykolas sometimes norton nykolas nykolas nykolad October 30, 2007

Bourbonista

The act of getting drunk on Bourbon and how it excuses you for all the possible cringe worthy events following.

Little: "So you get a booty call and jump a taxi to his place at 1.30am... Why??"
Big: "Bourbonista"

Meegis: "Im covered in scratches and bruises from rolling around in the bushes after V"
Blixie: "Bourbonista - it has a lot to answer for!"

by Blixie March 29, 2009

Bourbing

the act of burping bourbon, usually not an enjoyable experience but unlike anything else.

shit, last night must've been a good night, i'm bourbing.

by areyoureadyyet? August 9, 2010

bourgeois construct

See definition of "love".

Love is a bourgeois construct

So I’ve given up on the bourgeoisie

Like all their aspirations, it’s a fantasy
- Pet Shop Boys

by laughable.com May 3, 2018

Bourne Academy

A school which is full of Year 7s acting like roadmen, teachers who don't give a shit about their job, doing something small will land you in detention and Year 11s dating Year 7 and Year 9 girls. You'd be better off missing out on secondary education if you have to go here.

"Oh shit, I have to go to that school!"
"What school?"
"Bourne Academy"
"Wish you luck mate"

by Doomer_Chiaki September 22, 2020

Back of Bourke

A long way away; Australian slang.

Bourke is practically the back of Bourke, from where I live.

by Black-Velvet March 31, 2009

bourgy

Slangily, bourgeois; of or related to the upper class.

"My sister isn't bourgy!"
"Dude, she owns a chocolate lab, a Range Rover, and a home espresso machine. She's bourgy."

by frochy November 4, 2008