Scott Boras

The Jack-Ass of all trades. The guy who destroyed Baseball

Wow look at that guy I bet he is a Scott Boras, and he is about to destroy everything up.

by Kilred February 26, 2009

brazilian bordello

A pig pen or any other enclosure with captive farm animals. So named for the fact that 93% of brazilian men are gay and will fuck anything with a butthole except a rottweiler

That horse faced fag,Ronaldinho,learned to play soccer in a brazilian bordello.

by wolfbait51 April 18, 2011

Birds and Bees

The Birds and the Bees is a story parents tell young children to teach them where babies come from. The story is told instead of teaching them about sex and biological concepts. In the story, the birds and the bees ask the other animals to help make a baby but they don't want to help. Instead the birds and the bees have to make the baby. The stork delivers the baby. The story is found in the book Birds, Bees, Babies by J.L. Sweat. The story is a santa claus-tooth fairy story for children.

1. I have to tell the story of the Birds and Bees.
2. She was trying to teach me about the birds and bees.
3. My father tried to talk to me about the birds and bees.
4. I never learned the story of the birds and bees.
5. What is the birds and bees story?

by Birds and Bees January 7, 2012

birds nest

Placing toilet paper around the seat of a toilet, to form a protective barrier from the germs on the seat. Mostly done in public bathrooms. Looks remarkable like a birds nest

Me: I don't wanna pewp in that stall, it looks real disgusting...

Dave: Dude! Just birds nest it!

by bobmcd123 September 24, 2007

border sardine

1. Border Sardine - Term used to describe any illegal immigrant crossing the border to U.S. from Mexico, usually in cramped vehicles.

"Damn man I was at Filly B's last night, that place was full of border sardines!"

"I heard the Border Patrol caught another load of border sardines downtown last night."

by Skeevy Weave May 19, 2008

South of the Border Syndrome

When someone, especially a white male, shows a clear sexual preference for ladies of Hispanic origin, especially Mexican.

Dude, Jennifer Lopez is not that hot you just have South of the Border Syndrome.

by Danz Ferdinand August 14, 2007

death birds

birds that make you wish you were dead, because you've been up partying all night and have adult responsibilities the next day, yet they insist on chirping twenty minutes before the sun even comes up.

A: "I hate the death birds."
G: "They are the worst."

by TrailerPark_N_Shameless July 12, 2010