While in your session of taking a poop or dump, you decide to double bonus and masturbate while still on the toilet.
by Cohack7 August 11, 2014
by Skillage March 24, 2015
by banana guy68419 October 12, 2022
by Scott367 July 12, 2023
A step-mother who feels the need to try abundantly hard to make another woman's child love her. Normally a failed attempt, but an attempt regardless.
She's not a bonus mommy, she's a freeloader who is trying to convince someone else's kids to love her.
by Veronique Tallywacker October 3, 2017
by Osama Joe Biden May 15, 2023
This is the starter phrase for a common East Coast denial statement.
The only answer is 'But a Penis.'
The only answer is 'But a Penis.'
Fred "How about those Eagles?"
Jim "It was a bad call on the second half, it's why we lost!"
Fred "Well, that's not only a bonus..."
Jim "...but a Penis!"
Jim "It was a bad call on the second half, it's why we lost!"
Fred "Well, that's not only a bonus..."
Jim "...but a Penis!"
by AnalTouchingExperience March 2, 2023