spicy bongos

A funky word for tits :3

Jessica: WOW SHE HAS MASSIVE SPICY BONGOS :0

Maria: Jessica what the actual FUCK is wrong with you. You gay ass bitch :/

by Somethingswrongwithyou July 8, 2024

Bongos

Slang for a woman's boobies lawl

Look at those bongos!

by Italy Isn't Real March 24, 2020

Bongo

A false call in bingo will grant you this nickname.

Cody false called a bingo, hence why his nickname is now ‘Bongo’

by Abcefgay November 28, 2022

Ali Bongo

A ginger so called bricklayer who rapes hoddys and smells like a meat pie and is so ugly he could make an onion cry 😢

"Can you smell steak and kidney mixed with hoddy smeg?" " Yes I can I think Ali Bongo the hoddy rapist has just turn up " "oh yes he has fuck me he's one fugly munter "

by mr cod January 21, 2024

Split Bongo

When you spread your ass cheeks apart and someone slaps you directly in the butthole

Josh: Hey Cass, I want you to give me a split bongo.

Cass: I’m gonna slap your bongo so hard you’ll burp

by Elevatedsack March 27, 2024

Bongo Beater

Something that makes 0 sense or an unbelievably bad take.

Tom : Was Hitler really bad?
Matt: You're such a bongo beater

OR
Matt: That's a bongo beater

by QueenLatisha May 30, 2022

Listen to the bongo

Vibing, chilling or not stressing, generally associated with consumption of marijuana.

Variations: Listening to the bongo, letting the bongo play, playing the bongo or any similar variation.

Refers to the sound a bong makes when taking a rip, essentially telling a person to just chill out and not worry.

Person 1: "I'm stressed out over this exam man!"
Person 2: "Listen to the bongo." or "Play the bongo."

by MMink April 23, 2024