The strongest type of friendship between people whether you've met them or not. They stand up for you over everything and will always resolve arguments. Always up for trolling people and especially the Sonisphere Facebook page and will never leave your side when you need them.
My friends stick up for me because we have that Mid-Febian Bond, unlike the little girl who got owned.
Hym “Yes and fucking a retard causes a hardening of the oxytocin receptors and diminishes a woman’s ability to pair bond. So, hopefully their husbands kill themselves over the fact that their wife’s ability to love him was fucked out of her by a retard (and so that one of them doesn’t have to help raise her retarded kid. Marry the retard bitch. He can help raise your cripple son. What? No? Is that a bad idea? Right, cus he’s in a group home and can’t even take care of himself. Wait, does Missy even read this? I donno but I digress...) and then the whores kill themselves and then the cripple kills himself and then everyone wins... Except me... Which is fine... I’ll take THAT L.”