Bolts

A unit for the measurement of time, named after Usain Bolt’s fastest 100m dash of 9.58 seconds, that’s often used in contexts when being fast is undesirable

“Oh my god Jessica, he literally lasted two and a half Bolts, then nutted inside of me without any warning”

“LOL what a virgin”

by fredfredburger February 9, 2023

Murphy's Law of Bolt-Loosening

"You can heave and strain on da wrench till Doomsday and never get a stubborn bolt loosened, but then just as soon as you ask a stronger --- and probably very busy himself --- person to come and help, DAT'S when da blasted bolt actually WILL yield, either when you give a final demonstrative yank on da wrench to show da second person how supposedly stuck da bolt is, or when he himself hauls back on da wrench and said previously-cranky bolt unscrews with little effort on his part, indicating dat your OWN last tug actually HAD cracked it free after all, and so if you had 'just given it one more go' yourself, you actually COULD have gotten da bolt out on your own, without having to interrupt your now-ears-smokingly-annoyed-at-being-needlessly-called-away colleague in da first place."

I wonder if da inventor of da impact wrench had originally felt prompted to do so due to his having frequently encountered Murphy's Law of Bolt-Loosening???

by QuacksO February 13, 2023

Russian Bolt

Russian version of Usain Bolt. It is the person who is running away from police, because of alcohol intoxication. It is usually used as an irony.

Look Russian bolt! He is faster than light.

by Creatura November 18, 2018

BoLT Your

Worst Leader in the COD Community famous for being a former Owner/Leader of BoLTSnipers .
Famous for fanboying FaZe Natural or any other FaZe/Famous players
Also known as YourGlitcher

bROOOOO YOU ARE MY GLITCHER.. Calll me YourGlitcher
When is YOUR Birthday ?
BoLT Your is such a faggot

by StimesOG August 28, 2017

bolt

a girl who is very cool B) very unique >:) and cant speak spanish correctly. when i say : go commit neck rope and then go commit toaster bath she says... go commit neck rope toaster bath. see is that even spanish? she is also very good. she a good girl and her mom always loses her olives. little did the mom know. she took the olives B)

~from go commit neck rope then back neck brake then go commit jump off gliff wait. cliff

~go follow me at WHY.com

then go to ~virus detected .com

~then www.boltiscool.gov

~then go to sneezes alot.com

~then call 911
and they you're gay.

~bolt is cool ok.com your ugly .com kenz is cool.com tiger is ugly omg it needs death.com

dame tu bolta A A '

dame tu bolta A A

ruohgsa0eiugu0sguo nooe this is spanish

by WHAT IS THAT WORD. WTF IS THAT February 24, 2019

Bolt Down Baby

1. When the L.A Chargers lose to the N.E Patriots 28-41 in the divisional round .

2. To be stuck in a moment of sadness or depression. When the party is definitely not ready to start

Example 1
A: yo man I’m super sad rn my friend Cassidy just died .

B: yooo.. bolt down baby .. bolt down

Example 2

L.A Charger fans around the world : “ bolt
Down baby”

by Sbr2thliontiger January 15, 2019

Bolt hornrt

A hornrt which has an electric sting much like the tarantula hawk, but at four times the pain & lasts for an eternity

My princess hornrt got stung by a bolt hornrt

by Rill GiktokExcelticus July 13, 2018