Boiled

Drunk. Very drunk. No longer functional in any meaningful way.

Del was so boiled, he yacked in the taxi.

by redheadbass January 23, 2011

Anne Boleyn

The second wife of Henry VIII.
She was beheaded after being his wife for 3 years.
Mother of Elizabeth I

Wouldn't it be awesome to die like Anne Boleyn?

by Duchess Marie May 14, 2009

Bosley

(n.) When an average joe finds himself in the presence of three hot chicks, he is escalated to bosley status. This term originates from the popular 70's TV show "Charlie's Angels", in which the nondescript, raspy-voiced Bosley character spends episodes hanging out with three spankable, but otherwise untalented, detective babes.

Water cooler convo--
Finance guy: "Dude, did you go to lunch with the three hot auditor chicks from Deloitte? You are such a bosley!"
IT guy: "Affirmative, they respect me for my mind."
Finance guy: "What did you talk about?"
IT guy: "Oh nothing, they just took turns giving me a rusty trombone because IT guys are pimps!"
Finance guy: "High five"

by c-you-nit January 9, 2009

Boiled Boot

Used to describe something that is extremely ugly - just as ugly as an actual "boiled boot" would be....use your imagination.

I can't believe Mark went home with that ugly chick. Couldn't he tell she had a face like a boiled boot?

by KTownFook May 30, 2005

boiler

An ugly woman one would prefer not to service

by cracky March 1, 2003

boiler

a woman who has reached an age where she is beginning to show signs of wear and tear and, knowing this, seeks refuge in marriage, therefore spending a lot of time dressing her mutton as lamb in order to secure herself a man.

"wow, those girls were so fresh only three years ago. did you see them tonight? The blonde one's wearing stilleto's to shape up her calves, the old boiler!"

by Bondiki October 13, 2008

Boiler-Up

Taking a fat, hot steamy dump.

After a night of drinking and eating taco bell Steve went back to his place to boiler-up.

by RobW. February 20, 2006