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board whore

a girl who has no butt or boobs, but still has 28376638 exboyfriends
"omfg elle that girl dated tyler. isnt he your ex?"
"what a board whore."
by thankspeteomfgh June 14, 2015
mugGet the board whoremug.

Cooter board

A cutting board loaded with cold cuts, cheese and crackers for your friends to snack on at a party or get together at your house, not some uptown apartment. A cooter board is the correct way to say Charcuterie board without sounding like a superdouche to your close friends and family.
I made a badass cooter board with some shit from Aldi!
by Garnacha June 14, 2021
mugGet the Cooter boardmug.

ming board

The act of sitting on a skateboard to ride it, instead of standing up.
by kerb stealer February 24, 2011
mugGet the ming boardmug.

weegee board

A common mis-spelling of the oujia board, it has become a widespread joke in some areas of the internet, most noteably on youtube, where a video of a different name makes fun of this typo (along with others.) Noteably, it sounds like the name of YTP Luigi/ Weegee, which may be part of its huge usage.
Person 1: "Hey, have you heard of that cool 'Weegee board' ?"

Person 2: "What? Lol, its called a Ouija board."

Person 1: "Ah, okay."
mugGet the weegee boardmug.

board buster

either a real or "rent-a-cop" that cant put up with your sliding and grinding days and breaks your board and busts you.
watch out, officer Cock is a board buster.
by lilnicky003 March 5, 2009
mugGet the board bustermug.

long boarded

when you ride a BIG dick. like i’m talking BBC. usually with guys named jadyn(any spelling works)
by dont@me57 November 1, 2019
mugGet the long boardedmug.

Chopping board

The weapon of choice for Right Wing Pseudojour alist Avi Yemini
Chopping boards were flying from Avi's hands as he attempted to defend his small body from the woman's intellect.
by AnotherMelbournian January 25, 2022
mugGet the Chopping boardmug.

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