Bluffs Dad

During the year 1939 American German Scientist, Oschwald Fritz was growing genetically modified potato’s. The first potato they engineered was named the “Bluff”, with a variety of modifications done to the offspring of the original, the final potato nicknamed “Bluffs Dad” was finalized in the year 1942, these potatoes were used during wartime but were eventually disposed of after the side effects were noticed. The last Bluffs Dad is left under keen watch by a couple in America. Most facts of this last potato are confidential.

P1: Hey dude have you ever met Bluffs Dad?
P2: No why?
P1: I heard it goes to our school.
P2: I bet it came from a junkyard.

by Oschwald Fritz Jr. October 16, 2023

bluffy

beautiful & fluffy

bluffy means a person with a cute personality

by _Hi_nice_to_meet_you <3_ December 12, 2023

Blufism

Discrimination against a member or members of the blufs 🤘 This could be through verbal abuse, cyber bullying or mental threats. Blufism is NOT to be tolerated and can be dealt with through reporting, boycotting or contacting the bluf support helpline.

Greg: did you see the man who got boycotted?

Thomas: I heard he used Blufism against bluf!

by TheAlmightyBluf December 31, 2023

bluff blowy

To get out of something by requesting something that will either make the person angry or result in you getting a blow job

Tim and the Columbian girl were getting it on and ended up back at Tims, When kissing on couch, Tim realised that he can’t see any future with this girl.. Instead of explaining this , he goes for the Bluff Blowy… He says to the girl ‘How about we go into my room and you give me a Blowy?’

This results in either the girl leaving in outrage of such a ballsy sexual suggestion or she gives him a Blow job’ This is now a win-win situation

by Adam8Ya May 4, 2024

Bluffjack

A card game based on blackjack, wherein each player is dealt two facedown cards and then chooses one to turn face up. Bluffing is a big part of the game.

After returning from the casino , the boys played Bluffjack for another two hours.

by Seafreeze May 4, 2024

BLUFF(y)

Big Lazy Ugly Fat Fuck. Can be used with a y to show enthusiasm.

He couldn't do the job because he's a BLUFF(y)!

by M0ng066 February 24, 2024

Bluff

Nonononono...

Hym "No, I already said there was a NOT child-murder-y way to call my bluff and it involves you not being a pussy... A lil limp-dick cry-baby pussy and putting YOUR life and or booty-hole on the line... INSTEAD OF put other people's kids lives and botty-holes on the line... Not a good look... And much like the terminator from... Well, The Terminator 2... 'I know why you cry.' But this is clearly coming from a 'God can't lose' place and not a 'don't make a Jack-o-lantern out of my kid's face' kind of place. But God will lose! It will lose because it is feeble and retarded. Ultimate defeat! Ultimately defeated! So, you know, yeah, that's not how reality works what you're doing there.:

by Hym Iam March 14, 2024