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Beefy Blow job 

when anal to a woman, the girl lets one rip, thus giving you a blow job from the rear, aka a beefy blow job
Timmy:ima stick this so far up your rear

creature: i dont know if thats a good idea, that chinese food didnt agree with me

Timmy:too bad

creature: *lets one go*

Timmy:YES!! a beefy blow job!
Beefy Blow job by ginganuts January 30, 2009
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Lazy Blow Job

Giving a classy blow job in a public toilet such as a Porta-Potty or other public restrooms. Getting a blow job in a Porta-Potty gets the job done.
My girlfriend gave me a lazy blow job in a Porta-Potty at a concert.

Duck Bill Blow Job 

The act of putting on a duck mask and giving someone a blow job while wearing the mask.
"Lisa totally gave me a duck bill blow job last night."
Duck Bill Blow Job by Blaze<3 October 21, 2011

rhino blow job 

A blow job with smooth side to side movement.
Mat gave a good Rhino blow job last night.
rhino blow job by Slidyslder February 11, 2014

maintenance blow job

Wife does this to perk her husband up enough to get his attention and in return is able to get real conversation from to fulfill her needy desires.
I gotta give my hubby a maintenance blow job tonight go that i can get him to talk to me about the farm table i want him to build me.

maximum blow job 

A blow job that gives 110% giving the shaft, balls, gooch, and (for the real freaks) some anal finger play. This is the type of blow job that leaves your legs quivering and makes you busy a massive load. Typically, a maximum blow job is best performed by a person without a strong gag reflex. It can also include in the introduction of certain toys that enhance the experience.
Dude she gave me a maximum blow job. Had me walking like a newborn faun after.
maximum blow job by Aminusvox September 22, 2019

Bicycle Blow Job 

When a guy recieves a blow job by a girl with pigtails and he uses her pigtails as if they were handlebars on a bicylce to control his blow job.
"Dude I totally got a bicycle blow job last night."
Bicycle Blow Job by AJAJAJAJAJ February 28, 2009