An abbreviation for "Far Away Attractive Guy/Girl." When a guy/girl is attractive but once you see them up close they aren't as attractive as you thought.
Josh: Dan, look at the girl over there. She's so hot.
Dan: No, dude, that girl is an FAAG.
Josh: Really? Thanks for the warning man.
Dan: No, dude, that girl is an FAAG.
Josh: Really? Thanks for the warning man.
by AJAJAJAJAJ March 18, 2009
When a guy recieves a blow job by a girl with pigtails and he uses her pigtails as if they were handlebars on a bicylce to control his blow job.
by AJAJAJAJAJ March 01, 2009
Australian slang for eggs.
by AJAJAJAJAJ March 09, 2009
by AJAJAJAJAJ October 26, 2007
When you have a realtionship over text but you never talk to your partner in person or in some cases you've never met them.
Jenny: Who are you texting?
Deanna: Max. He's so dreamy.
Jenny: Oh, no. You're not having another relatiotext are you?
Deanna: Max. He's so dreamy.
Jenny: Oh, no. You're not having another relatiotext are you?
by AJAJAJAJAJ June 05, 2009