Jerk Blossom

A mix between a shmohawk and a no talent ass clown, a putz who falls asleep at the dinner table and can't remember the names of his own family members; a gay blade with yellow teeth and a jew-fro

Tell that jerk blossom he can't ride his bike over to my house, because he's a jerk blossom

by Sew Ugh January 13, 2009

peach-blossom

a type of woman usually associated to a concubine or a geisha.

Ann was a peach-blossom because she slept with a lot of men.

by Anika Romera April 29, 2016

name blossom

a very annoying girl that has a funny sense of humour. usually she has brown curly hair and wears glasses! she likes slime!

name blossom is so annoying!
i know

by mr_pineapple January 6, 2018

Drop'em Blossom

a cute girl willing to hook up

Yeah, I took that drop'em blossom to my place after the gig

by dog nipple October 3, 2016

love blossom

-noun

1. The vagina.

2. The external female genetilia in specific; the vulva.

How sweet it is to, like the bees of the field, flit about tasting the nectar of love blossom after love blossom.

When she removed her overalls and three pairs of long underwear, the room became inexplicably filled with the aroma of love blossoms.

by nihil0 April 6, 2010

Turd blossom

A turd blossom is annoying. They do a lot of annoying things. They will bother you or not hang out with you when you are bored. They are a blossom of turds.

She told me I looked bad, she is such a turd blossom.

Kelly: can you come over and watch TV?
Martha: sorry no, I have homework.

Kelly: you are such a turd blossom

by Happy sunshine rain November 21, 2016

Butt Blossom

when you grow a blossoming plant out your asshole

hey thats a nice butt blossom

by bigpeenboy September 10, 2019