cock blocking

the third type of blocking in football (when the game is on the line and you need to give the QB more time than run or pass blocks can allow) where a lineman pops a viagra, making sure the defender notices the easily identifiable buldge, so that said defender will lose all motivation to have any contact with the offender, giving up for the remainder of the play.

Cock blocking. *pushes right arm forward while left hand grabs genitals* Offense. 15 yard penalty. Repeat 4th down.

by Ian Wetzel September 17, 2004

Cock-Blocking

To Spit Game at a selected girl,that already has a man. (Men)

Basically the main goal of the man "Spitting" is to make the girl like him more than the other guy, hence:
"Cock-Blocking".

by W.A.R November 19, 2007

blacking

to exist as a black person

Sean kind of annoys me because he's always blacking around.

by Sergeant Gortman June 30, 2007

tit sucking fat sun blocking lezzie

Someone who is so fat and ugly that they need to resort to same sex relationships with other people that are irregularly hideous, not to be confused with an ordinary lesbian

Ellie is such a tit sucking fat sun blocking lezzie

by ellis walsh December 14, 2008

Borking

The act of "snot rocketing", or projecting semen out of a womans nose after a man ejaculates in said woman's nasal cavity.

"Did you hear about Sara? She took that load in the nose from John and started borking everywhere!!!"

by Dr. Doal Gnob January 27, 2010

O-Blocking

When some continuously calls your phone while you are having sex and close to orgasm, ultimately ruining it because of the distraction.

The hotel desk clerk was O-Blocking us about checkout while we were getting it on in the spa.

by SF Transient August 6, 2006

blorking

Blogging for work, or work related blogging.

Sam is busy blorking for the company website.

by pid_bds February 9, 2009