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Blind Brook

A small school that is located in East of Westchester (in Rye Brook), that is 95% white. Mostly consists of JAPs, and rich snobby people who have known each other forever and are extremely exclusive. Most people in Rye Brook are unoriginal, and looks identical.

Middle School is terrible because every weekend consists of bar or bat mitzvahs, and the next day everyone wears the same sweatshirts to boast how "popular" they are.
The JAPs are extremely skillful at not branching out and can be easily found in clusters wherever you go.

Additionally, everyone goes to the same sleep away camps over summers, then goes to teen tours...(but with the same people they went to camp with!)

High School is filled with overachievers, who get into good colleges through expensive tutoring.

Blind Brook people usually go to Michigan, Wisconsin, Indiana, Syracuse, Penn State (everyone goes to the same schools, with the same friends, and continues there same life.....boring!)

If you wanna conform into this lifestyle, this is the place for you.
Oh she goes to Blind Brook ...ew she must be a JAP

Can't wait until I graduate Blind Brook ...the people here are like carbon copies of each other

Somebody got into Indiana? What a surprise...so did 10 other kids from Blind Brook
by jewishamericanbitches March 28, 2013
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Blimpus

A large, fat man who whines and moans about being obese, but does nothing about it.
James is such a Blimpus.
by Gollum May 28, 2006
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Blind Fucked

When a group of people are playing poker and right as someone is about to be the big-blind, the blinds are raised, causing that person to have to put in more money.
Kyle "Alright Nick, you're big blind, and the blinds just went up to 50/100"
Nick: "Dammit! Thats the 2nd time tonight Ive gotten Blind Fucked!"
by Bronus Wagner August 19, 2010
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Blind Bandit

While receiving a blow job you cum in her eyes and steal her purse.
If you need further explanation you're probabably about to be a victim of a blind bandit and you best close your eyes next time.
by FleaWard45 April 28, 2013
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to blimp

to put on prodigious weight; to become massively obese; to blow up (not explode)
At her wedding, the bride said, "As a condition for accepting this ring, I promise never to blimp on you."

She blimped herself into a trailer park elephant fart breath sow.
by Barney Vincelette October 17, 2007
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boobie blind

1 - when you don't notice anything about the girl except her big breasts.

2 - when a guy a staring at a female too long.
"hey, check out the girl over there."

"dude, she's fat. you're just boobie blind."

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(when a guy is staring at a girl and not paying to the conversation.)

friend - "hello??? quit being boobie blind."
by azlurker July 27, 2009
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Blonde Blinders

The effect a blond girl's hair has on your overall increasing opinion of her bangability. Not present in all males.
"Billy's all over that chick, his blonde blinders are on like always, that chick is fuuugly.
by Mattimus Van January 22, 2010
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