blitztopia

where your friendly neighborhood spider blitz lives

blitztopia is godly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by bhfwenakjgrnnnzewhb jjagbbbvwi April 27, 2020

blitzreeee

when someone says reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee and they distrup the space time continum

dont blitzreeee or u go poof

by asdftgyhujikoiutgfv September 11, 2020

Blitzkrieging

Verb: when you fuck your partner for exactly 2 minutes and 12 seconds at 177 beats per minute, the only exclamations allowed other than hey oh let's go must be in German (polish for the receptive partner).

Chris was exhausted from blitzkrieging all night!

by Two Spoon Destroyer November 15, 2020

blitz90s

a god minecraft player who plays hypixel and on crappy minehut servers

wow he is just another blitz90s.

by blitz90s January 12, 2021

Blitz

Devouring a fat ass meal under 5-10 minutes

"I just blitzed the shit outta that burger"

by blitzmaster April 11, 2021

Blitzø

That one really hot demon that owns an assassination company

Me: Hey look its Blitzø 😳

by Devnnn September 18, 2021

BLITZPOOLS

1. Total playmate material.

2. Available 24×7 to play with you
3. Knows which game you are interested in.

4. It will never keep you on hold and you can win rewards in lakhs 🤑🤑.

Lastly, No need to stand and shout your friend's name or wait for him to come and play with you because BLITZPOOLS is your permanent playmate.

Everyone needs a friend like BLITZPOOLS!

Hey are you all ready to play it on BLITZPOOLS?

by BLITZPOOLS November 24, 2021