A man who has a love of incest, the Oakland Raiders, internet dinosaurs, and seems to have a weight loss issue.
Best used in a shorthand "Blitz" as an adjective or adverb describing an excessively large quantity of something.
Best used in a shorthand "Blitz" as an adjective or adverb describing an excessively large quantity of something.
"How much Bojangles did you eat last week?"
"Man, I ate a Blitz worth."
"Damn man, hope you feel okay."
"Man, I ate a Blitz worth."
"Damn man, hope you feel okay."
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Phrase coined from the show How I Met Your Mother.
The person who leaves right before something awesome happens. As soon as The Blitz leaves, something great happens and they all tell the Blitz about it in the morning.
Being the Blitz is a curse you don't want to have, making everyone believe that only the Blitz's departure will make the night exciting. The curse is usually passed from person to person.
Named for Matt Blitz who Ted and Marshall went to college with - left right before the school became co-ed.
The person who leaves right before something awesome happens. As soon as The Blitz leaves, something great happens and they all tell the Blitz about it in the morning.
Being the Blitz is a curse you don't want to have, making everyone believe that only the Blitz's departure will make the night exciting. The curse is usually passed from person to person.
Named for Matt Blitz who Ted and Marshall went to college with - left right before the school became co-ed.
The curse of the Blitz is passed on to Ted and the next morning he realizes he missed something.
Everyone: THE GENTLEMAN!!!
Ted: What was that?
Barney: Oh, Blitz, you had to be there.
Ted: I'm not the Blitz!
Everyone: THE GENTLEMAN!!!
Ted: What was that?
Barney: Oh, Blitz, you had to be there.
Ted: I'm not the Blitz!
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