King's Blessing

The act of kissing the back of your right hand and, subsequently, striking a female in the lips with it after you have climaxed in her mouth. The male assumes a standing position while the female is on her knees, resembling the positions that participants assume during a knighting ceremony.

"Dude, the chick I picked up last night didn't want to sleep with me, but she told me that I could give her a King's Blessing. Afterward, she ended up getting 7 stitches on her upper lip."

by Gregory Gonzo March 20, 2009

bless

in my area its wot rude boys say 2 each other wen they part company ... its like sayin goodbye

im goin now ma breadbin ... bless!

they do it cos they think if they hug each otha ppl will think that theyre gay

by breadbin October 30, 2003

bless your little heart

A southern's way of saying fuck you

Teacher: You have 7 pages of homework tonight
Student: Well bless your little heart

by Miss may rocks May 12, 2016

blessykins

A substitute for "God bless you."
You know...when you sneeze.

Little Girl: Aaa..aaa...aaachooooooooooo!
Grandma Blessy: BLESSYKINS! BLESSYKINS!

by Farzad October 9, 2005

Bliss

the wallpaper of windows xp that you and your friends look at everytime you open the school computer to play pinball

childhood man.... childhood.....

(Person 1: hey man do you remember Bliss (windows xp wallpaper?

Person 2: Yeah i remember it!

by UltimateTV3 January 9, 2021

Domesticated Bliss

The joy of belonging to a family.

I was in domesticated bliss living with my mom. She showed me love.

by Universal thought April 4, 2018

Blissfield

The most boring waste of space on earth. Nothing there besides antiques and sluts. However, if you blink, you'll miss this spec on the map. The only point of going there is to drive through to get to bigger and better places.

-I was driving by Blissfield, blinked, then I was out.

by Aubreykilljoy57 October 4, 2011