american language

A kind of wierd form of english, used by canadians and americans. It is mostly normal, but with freakish words thrown in, like diaper, pacifier, fall, mom etc.

A dictionary of american-english should really exist by now.

by Funkoff August 18, 2003

text language

A mental disease in which a human cannot text or write properly.The so called "text language"
was originally a diabolical plan made by the illuminati, mainly aimed to brainwash the microscopic brains of urban teens and adults. It is currently known as the first step to "Operation S.T.U.P.I.D" agreed upon by Jorge Bush, Barack Obama and other illuminati members.The next step to "Operation S.T.U.P.I.D" is currently unknown to the public, but it is predicted to be far,far worse.
Text language is usually caused because of these four reasons:
1. Pure laziness

2. Because there friend does
3. Because they don't know how to spell the word
4. Because the illuminati are threatening them to kill them if they don't

The "text language" seems to not effect elderly (50+). There is currently no known cure for this disease, however it is rumored that if the patient is strongly separated from all urban activities (computer, phone, etc) for 10-20 years the patient will "forget" the "text language" this however has not been 100% proven and may require more years of isolation.

Normal Human: Dude why do you use that stupid text language? There's no point, it ruins the point of grammar, it corrupts our language, and most importantly it PISSES me off.

Infected Human: lol dood wtf u ragin about lol? i nlike u have a lfe and dnt hve tme t perfect my langag

Normal Human: You doche bag you can't spell for crap and you are brainwashed by the goddam illuminati

Infect Human: lol

Normal Human: you even reading?

Infected Human: lol ho r illumininati again?

Normal Human: *facepalm*

by The Guy That Knows Everything May 29, 2014

language rape

When travelling/studying in a foreign country, people from that country come up to you to speak your language usually merely for the sake of showing off their language skills to you or for practicing.

We were walking down the street in China when this guy came up and started telling us all about China in broken English.

by Dustin May 13, 2005

abbreviated hacker language

Hacker Language helps re-enforce the barrier between computer hackers and normals, and it also helps distinguish crackers from hackers. First of all, are things normals wont understand, such as TCP, IP, winsock, Linux, root access, vi, etc due to being simpletons and not bothering learning how to do more than open M$ word and type. Secondly, SOME computer hackers have decided to modify the english language and its structure. Ways in which this occurs can be seen when a hacker goes to replace ‘f’ with ‘ph’, and ‘s’ with ‘z’. Also hackers use numbers in place of letters such as '0' for 'O', ‘1’ for ‘i’ or ‘l’ (though replacing ‘i’ is not the proper usage), ‘3’ for ‘E,’ ‘4’ for ‘A’, '5' for 'S', ‘7’ for ‘t’, and even '9' for 'G'. Other popular effects include cAPiTaliZaTinG, abbrv.'in, jargon, emphasizing words by putting ‘k-‘ before them ("k-rad"), and finishing a statement with a series of characters for emphasis.

NO REAL HACKERS EVER USE THE WORD SCHOOL, NONETHELESS DO THEY ABBREVIATE IT SKEWL.

if you ever see sK00l or anything like dA or any of those ghetto abbreviations, thats not real hacker language. Hackers hate using stuff thats not theirs, especially when its crap made up by losers in high school. GG.

Since the person defining abbreviated hacker language confused himself with 13 year old AOL speak circa 2004. I think even those 13 year olds realize they were stupid and have stopped.

k-pH33r 73H R34p3R 45 1 941n r00T on 7Ub9IRl!! %/\/\/\%

by Faceless. October 25, 2006

huvaguvag language

simple language that is surprisingly hard to understand if you dont know it. Also called G language, caveman language, ugg language. All you have to do is put "uvag" before every vowel. So pasta = puvagastuvaga.

random person: i love huvaguvag language!
person 1: huvagelluvago, wuvagassuvagup duvagawg?
person 2: wth?
person 1: yuvagou uvagare uvaga uvagugluvagy buvagitch. *smiles sweetly*
person 2: hey, i have no idea what your saying, but thanks.
person 1: nuvago pruvagobluvagem, duvagumbuvagass.

by CowPidgin December 11, 2006

pimp language

something that certain people just plain out have.

Mandy has such great pimp language.

by Madrid May 21, 2006

Gaming Language

Gaming language is refered as the language spoken by hardcore gamers and those with less skill.

Gaming language is very easy to learn. so if you play games online with other player use the examples and find and speak them and you won't be left out.

Gaming Language:
Your such a noob
I'm such a leet
LOL
suck my b4lls
nub (Another word for noob, used for Texting Players)

by Jamesman376 February 4, 2010