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ho biscuit

A person of female gender who's a poser that lacks individuality and copies someone else's traits/characteristics. One who whines incessantly and acts like a spazz which annoys people. She may also have green pimples and camel-toe. They are desperate and cling to any boy in sight who has just went through a break-up. Faux depression is very common amoung ho bisciuts.
Kim F. is the biggest ho biscuit in the world.
by Wit May 13, 2005
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Soggy Biscuit Game

A game where 5-10 straight men sit around a small table and jack off onto a biscuit. The rules are simple, the last one to cum has to eat the biscuit.
The soggy biscuit game is a game where 5 to 10 men jack off around a table onto a biscuit
by Urban Gay October 16, 2019
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space biscuits

some of the most potent Lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD)
on the black market.

this shit will send you

straddling the fence to the spirit world status in the blink of an eye.
what's wrong with Prox?

i think he ate too many space biscuits, homie is so fucked up he is stitching quilts with Tommy Chong.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
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no stranger to the biscuit tin

A fat wap. Person of unenviable girth.

See also:
Salad dodger. Hips like a 100 watt bulb. Thighs like rolls of lino.
See that Mark Daniels - there's a well trodden path to the fridge door in his house..... He's no stranger to the biscuit tin....
by Blue boy April 6, 2004
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douche-biscuit

1.One who has a severe absence of intelligence
2.One who's skull reads: "space for rent"
Man, that guy is such a douche-biscuit!
by Zero The Hero June 24, 2005
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mushy biscuit

A game in which several males will have a contest masturbating on a biscuit. The one who ejaculates last will lose, meaning he will have to consume the biscuit.
"Mikey and Jason were playing the mushy biscuit game, and because he was so shy because of his crooked penis, Jason came first, and Mikey had to eat that soggy mushy mess of a biscuit.. he almost puked."
by James Cameron November 28, 2007
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soggy biscuit

A male masturbating game. Contestants all jack off onto a digestive biscuit.whoever shoots his load first onto the biscuit is deemed the winner! The loser.... eats the biscuit
Oh man, what a night! we played soggy biscuit again, Atkins came straightaway and I had to eat the cookie!
by michael kavanagh January 19, 2004
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