the bork

1.this is a man that hits on women, only to have it all go down the tubes. he looks suave, but can't cut it with the ladies.
2.verb-you can use bork in place of the word fuck in any sentence

What a loser, he looks just like the bork.

Dude, I was borking this girl for like 6 months until I found out she had crabs.

by Stosselite December 9, 2007

borked

When something isn't working, or messes up. Can also replace the 'F' word when used to express annoyance or frustration.

Also applicable: borking, bork

"Man, my computer keeps borking up!"

"The whole project was borked, so I had to start over."

"What the bork are you doing?"

by scumbagk December 28, 2011

Borking

Boor-king (state of being) Messing around, wasting time, fucking off, having a laugh.

"Hey, what you doin' there sittin' on the stairs?"

"Oh, just borking."

by Wes Ferguson July 31, 2005

bjork

Perhaps an *onomatopoetic* word for "vomit"

Sorry, man. I just bjorked in your new car.

by SillyJessi July 31, 2008

Borking

means fucking boring, bored as fuck, or any other word you see fit to put there.... i prefer fuck

That Andy Danial is so Borking your gonnna have a murder suicide on your hands here soon.

by the bear jew 117 November 9, 2010

bork

to mess up, or to be screwed

damn, myspace is borked again

by caden July 5, 2006

Bork

To perform a sleazy and reprehensible act after your more ethical colleagues refuse to do it.
Source: Robert Bork fired the Watergate special prosecutor for Richard Nixon after his superiors in the justice department resigned rather do it themselves.

What do you get when you bork? Well, Judas got thirty pieces of silver. Sometimes, though, you get nominated to be a supreme court justice.

by Justinian April 9, 2005