Sienfeld Bet

Come from a episode of Sienfeld. Where you get a couples freinds .. realtives .. what ever and see who can go the longest without masturbating. Although you don't know if the person masturbates and says they haven't, so you need an honor system and have close friends to do it with.

Eric: Dude, I was having a Sienfeld Bet with David
Scott: Well, how did it go?
Eric: HA, I won, of course, David is a chronic masterbater!
Scott: HAHA, Owned *DEMORALZING SHOUT*

by Krazy Kansan May 1, 2006

Sure bet

An expression originating in North America and indicating certainty or confirmation.
It is an alternative form of: naturally, of course, sure, sure thing, for sure, surely, sure enough, certainly, for certain, and/or "as might be expected".

Question: "Would you mind helping me with this?"
Response: "Sure bet!"

by purecatalyst August 12, 2007

betting on the monkey

Betting on a sure thing

This stock price is definitely going up. I am taking my savings and betting on the monkey!

by Barry Starstar January 10, 2008

fat bet

a word white people use so they seem cool.

-if u get more than 25 minutes you have to take me to the dome park.

- ok thats a fat bet

by saucyspe May 20, 2017

Photo Bet

A bet that does not involve money, wherein the winner gets to pose the loser in any way, shape, or form for a single photo of the two of them. All rules regarding the level of humiliation, the circulation, and the duplication of the photo itself are entirely up to the mercies of the winner.

Stacy lost her photo bet with Joe, so Joe made her bend over and stick out her tongue...their photo is Stacy licking Joe's ass!

by B00uWhore August 29, 2009

Bet Bitch

1. (Noun) A nasty bitch who loves to gossip.

2. (Noun) A highly regarded race horse who garners lots of bets, and yet manages to come in second to last.

1. Damn, that fucking Darcie is a real bet bitch, telling everyone she caught me jacking off to my ex's picture.

2. God, that horse really was the bet bitch of that round, wasn't he?

by Weretiger January 15, 2005

wed-betting

Wagering on how long a newly-hitched couple is gonna stay married. Besides potentially being a significant drain on your financial resources, this unhealthy gambling practice can also reduce bladder-control while you're asleep.

Marriage is a very uncertain thing, so one would have no guarantee of coming out ahead with wed-betting. If it is difficult to resist the temptation just on its own, however, perhaps the prospect of having smelly dampened sheets and blankets could be emporium of a "supplementary" deterrent to prevent you from caving.

by QuacksO January 6, 2020