Fake besties is a term used in New Zealand, it means when two people are very close but don't like to stereotype themselves as being best friends or don't personally believe they are best friends so instead they call each other "Fake Besties"
Logan: Sarah and Emma you two always hang out, are you guys besties?
Sarah: NO! We're fake besties
Logan: Fake Besties?
Emma: We are fake besties because we are not actually besties but are tight as and talk lots!
Sarah: NO! We're fake besties
Logan: Fake Besties?
Emma: We are fake besties because we are not actually besties but are tight as and talk lots!
by bigbobrocks October 19, 2009

When your bestie gets a job and is the rich bitch of the duo, so she spoils you cause she's an entitled and independent woman.
Lc: Can we go out for lunch? It's on me, cause I miss you
Me: you are the best sugar bestie in the world
Lc: no one is doing it like me
Me: you are the best sugar bestie in the world
Lc: no one is doing it like me
by wonquien November 25, 2021

Girl: "Dont you have a crush on Isaiah?"
Girl: "WHAT? No, never that's my guy bestie!"
Girl: "yeah...sure."
Girl: "WHAT? No, never that's my guy bestie!"
Girl: "yeah...sure."
by It'sForever March 25, 2017

when you love your bestie like a sister and would do anything for her. You love her so much that you would die for her.
jim: hey bestie whats up
lauryn: nothing i'm going to kill myself
jim:no let me die for you plz, your my bestie love
lauryn: nothing i'm going to kill myself
jim:no let me die for you plz, your my bestie love
by jim dan October 6, 2008

When someone that useto be your bestfriend now doesn’t like you and to be petty you yell bestie westie
by Hoelina June 8, 2018

So. She is litterally all i could ever ask for. I love her more than anything else. And shes only mine so all these other people that are trying to make her their bestie, piss off i hate you. We got married January 29th and we met on the 26th of september 2020. Ill always love you no matter what <3
by Alisbestfriend February 1, 2021

A pigeon bestie is someone you can always rely on. Pigeons generally have positive connotations and bestie boos, they for life. so a pigeon bestie is one of the best things in the world. If you find your own pigeon bestie, someone you can go out to tescos with late at night and always be there for with no judgement, never let them go. Pigeon besties deserve to be treated with nothing but respect, love and subtle soft chaoticness. To keep your pigeon bestie happy, use puns and a daily dose of hugs.
by TeacakeSloth November 13, 2020
