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has been 

Some one who lives in the past and is willing to give up there future.
Some one who always says "I was" instead of saying "Wuzzam"
Some one who has given up on there dreams because.
Some one who listens to other people tell them that they can't do that for what ever reason.
Has Been: I would like to do this but every one thinks it's a stupid idea.
Wuzzam: I don't care what they say, if it makes me happy then I am going to do it.
has been by Robert Funk April 13, 2008
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fuck me stupid, shoulda been running. 

Similar in meaning to “Boy, am I a dumb ass,” this advanced application of “fuck me running” is to be used in situations which were originally a surprise, but now have recurred over and over again, and the fuckee (that's you) has still not had the sense to leave.
As in: “I still have a joint checking account with my girlfriend. Well, fuck me stupid, shoulda been running."

i've been drankin watermelon 

When a female swallow ya nut. Ya nuts are the watermelons and your nut is the juice.
"Damn girl. tell me y I've been drankin watermelon I think it's becoming a habit."

Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under

Referring to who have you had sex with
sex whose bed have your boots been under

its been a business doing pleasure with you

the word describes it.
it is not its been a pleasure doing business with you, if you are reading this you know what i talkin' bout man.
Man: How much will that be?
P:200 dollars
Man: okey dokey
P: its been a business doing pleasure with you.

it-has-been-cold-as-a-mutha factor 

This is the opposite of a wind-chill factor. When it has been cold for a long time, and then there is a mild winter day, it feels a lot warmer than it is.
Today is February 10. In Cleveland, it is 50 degrees, but with the it-has-been-cold-as-a-mutha factor it feels like 75.

Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH.

^Words of wisdom by Ted Mosby, when telling the "truth" about Karen. His first girlfriend.
"Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH."
^What he should have said.