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beef hammer

The codename of a combat mission in Afghanistan in which an American flag was flown from a Black Hawk helicopter in honor of Stephen Colbert and his dedication to the pursuit of freedom and truthiness.
"Beef Hammer, of course, the followup to such secret missions as 'One-eyed Trouser Trout' and 'Operation Blue-Vein Swayback Throbber'. I am deeply touched."
- Stephen Colbert
by au4040 December 16, 2006
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Wife Beef

The weight a women gains after she gets married.
When I saw Yolanda with a wedding ring at our high school reunion, I said "damn, Yolanda got that wife beef".
by realslimsammy March 1, 2014
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Beef Drop

Launching the most egregious, rank and gag inducing flatulence while in a crowded room. The kind that's thick and clings to the air for several minutes but still lingers in the nostrils after it dissipates.
Don't go over by the bar for about 10 minutes. I just did a beef drop. Look at them over there. They can't breath.
by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017
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Beef

Beef is when u start a fight.
Whats beef? Beef is when a ___ and u can't sleep
Wake up in the morning and u can't eat
Better look both ways before u walk in the street
Yall dont wanna bump heads with a ____ like me!
by otakan July 16, 2008
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Beef

Anything or anyone in relation to weed.
Yo, Beef what's happenin?

Hey, you wanna beef?

Hey how are you?
Quite beefy actually
by Luckyducksters November 4, 2008
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beefed

The act of taking out one's member and slapping the recipient's face with it. Particularly during a blowjob.
I heard that girl who sits next to me in class got beefed last night while she was giving head.
by nataliee March 17, 2017
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Porch Beef

1. Crude meat derived from questionable origins, usually pungent and fetid in odor.

2. Slang for Penis

3. Slang for artificially augmented breasts.
Paris Hilton's underleg area reeks of porch beef.
by Foon J Cracker October 24, 2009
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