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Bearded Spiderman

When a boy cums in his hand, webs it over the girl's mouth then pulls a handful of his own pubes out and throws them on top so it sticks like a beard.
'You look different today...'
'Yeah i got bearded spiderman last night..'
by Lily Spunkface November 4, 2011
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Bearded Geek

A dude with facial hair that atypically lives urbanely and is of the hipster or academia type. They typically sport expensive wool beanies, pony tails and north face sweatshirts. They want to come across as a tough brawny mountain man but seldom have they put down their iphone for an ax or wiped their behind with unidentified plant matter.
That Bearded Geek took 3 minutes to get his Volvo through that intersection someone needs to teach him to drive.
by zmanstreet August 20, 2013
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Bearded Bakery

Slang term for a full pubis of hair around the vagina, and a play on the "bun in the oven" euphemism for pregnancy.
Janette is hairy down there and pregnant. She has a bearded bakery.
by nopenowaynohownever March 13, 2014
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bearded god

A bearded man whose facial hair is of such epic proportions that it makes everything cream in there pants
Dude did you see Jared letos beard omg he is a bearded god
by lordsnoww March 6, 2015
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Bearded Sex Dwarf

A rough, tough, rambunctious, short, and hairy penis
Jenny was getting quite horny, so I decided to whip out my bearded sex dwarf
by CRITABABE July 12, 2015
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Bearded Cave

Jamie had a bearded cave inside her panties and needed to trim it.
by Kev22Wilt October 7, 2015
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bearded bat

"He told me he doesn't like bearded bat caves."
"What'd you do?"
"Punched him in the bearded bat."
by whalesgoaooarooaroo December 31, 2015
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