Beefie the Cow

Beefie the cow was the biggest cow and animal to ever walk the earth. He was bigger than most mountains. He was so big that all of the meat products today come from Beefie himself.

Beefie was married to Bessie the cow, who was almost as big as him. All the dairy products in the world come from Bessie. Eventually they had a child, and named him Befesie the cow. This cow, according to prophecy,will one day consume the universe, protecting all living creatures inside it.

Beefie, Bessie and Befesie are in fact the only real cows ever to live. All other cows are robots made by the government.

Many people still worship the great Beefie, Bessie and Befessie today.

Child: Mom, where does beef come from?
Mom: From Beefie the Cow of course!

by SqueakyPig17 May 9, 2020

Cow-Lying

Cow-lying, a term used for the action of cows lying down before it rains. The cows know the rain is coming, some would say due to falling pressures, but the truth is the cows are psychic and lie down to protect their patch of grass, their terrotory. This is food that they keep dry to eat after the rain has stopped as they think wet grass is yucky. Many people know that when a cow is lying down, they are simply just tired, or rain is coming.

Brian: "Cows are lying down, must be knackered"
Brendra: "No, they're 'cow-lying' its going to rain.."

by Ginguuuurrr August 19, 2010

cow call

The opposite of a cat call. Making a moo noise at a person you find unattractive. Generally disrespectful.

* driving past a large woman *
Jeff: "moooooooooo"
Rob: "did you just cow call her? that's not cool"

by SpidermanSucks August 10, 2019

Cow Tool

a man who dates large women and enjoys sucking on their breasts.

Woah! That man dating Tammy is such a cow tool!

by cowtool48 August 25, 2022

Lemon Cow

A rare species of cow which milk tastes sour. We call these cows Lemon Cows.

Guy 1: Wow this milk is really sour

Guy 2 : I think you are drinking spoiled milk
Guy 1: No this milk is from the rare and elusive Lemon Cow
Guy 2 : Right...

by IJWD February 10, 2020

Cow sense

When one tries to understand simple mathematical questions, he/she needs to apply only cow sense in order to answer the question because of the absurdly easy nature of the question.

He told me to use my cow sense in answering that permutation question.

by suncow September 22, 2013

couch cow

A person who comes to your house just to watch tv. She or he will hide the remote to where you can't find it. Theay will also eat all of your food.

My cousion Patience is a couch cow

by Mime-X_x August 13, 2007