menstru-bating

That noise? That's my roommate, her boyfriend is gone. She's super horny and on her period. She's probably menstru-bating in their.
by Daniard January 08, 2024
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john bates

That one football coach who knows it all, four-eyed little prick who always acts like it's his way or the high way in order to hide the fact that's he's never had a date in his life. All around your typically douchebag.
That guy is acting like a real John Bates, what a dick!
by Mrs John Bates April 18, 2017
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Rail-bating

The act of masturbating whilst aboard a railroad train.
"It will be a five hour train ride. I am hiding in the lavatory rail-bating."
by neuropathica October 16, 2016
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Paris Bates

One of the most finest, baddest, and beautiful girls you’ll ever meet. Tends to be shy and introverted but won’t admit it. Very distracting due to how cute and loving she is. Ps: she will reject you but keep trying….you may have a chance in the future.
You talk to Paris Bates? Wow, you’re a lucky one!
by Rodger That June 06, 2021
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Bating and waiting

V. Act of masturbating while waiting for a sexual parter to show up.
Dude: Hey, man didn't you say you were gonna get some asstonight?

Dude 2: Yeah, but don't worry about her. I got her bating and waiting
by Noizey October 15, 2015
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Sean Bates

Sean Bates is a beautiful specimen with blonde hair with a average height of 5’6 to 6’3 they like to listen to Kamala Harris or like tamimpalla something like that. They also enjoy getting drunk lit Krunk and/or funky. Sean would also have a friend named Massimo that’s short and stubby or tall and lanky your choice. Sean has what one would call “rizz” and call pull most women and gay men. “If I could rate Sean I’d rate him 11/10” - some random tranny named Alex
Man I love Sean bates he is so amazing!
by Mahsee September 04, 2023
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Astro-Bate

Wife: you happened to cum into my dream last night
Husband: Yeah, I fealt the need to astro-bate
by cacnjrc January 06, 2019
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