When you order a takeaway and believe you have enough time to masterbate and it arrives prematurely.
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So Chuck got a D-bate last night. Again.
Yeah. He should know not to go up against that fine woman of his. She will always trump his ass.
Yeah. He should know not to go up against that fine woman of his. She will always trump his ass.
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Get the faux-bate mug.In World of Warcraft, running through an enemy-free instance from beginning to end while masturbating and reaching an orgasm before getting to the end
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Get the Milf-bate mug.A “bate” is a date where the primary intent is a casual hookup or a one-night stand. Unlike a “plate,” where there is little expectation, a “bate” is more direct in its purpose. The term plays on the phonetic swap from “date” to “bate” (a nod to the slang for masturbation), emphasizing its sexual nature. A date can start as a standard “date” and naturally turn into a “bate.”
Jamie: “So, how was your date?”
Jordan: “Oh, it ended up being more of a bate, we both knew what we wanted.”
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Sophie: “Are you going on a date with that guy from the bar?”
Claire: “A date? Nah, he's cute but all I want with him is just a bate.”
Jordan: “Oh, it ended up being more of a bate, we both knew what we wanted.”
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Sophie: “Are you going on a date with that guy from the bar?”
Claire: “A date? Nah, he's cute but all I want with him is just a bate.”
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