basic bitch

A definition of a girl who thinks she is awesome when she really isn't. Someone who is just being plain basic.

Guy: "damn did you see that brunette with those gorgeous blue eyes??"

Me: "oh yea that's Lana dude, careful though she's soooo BASIC."

Guy: "cant be too careful these days with them basic bitches around."

basic bitch brunette

by youngman65 April 10, 2013

Basic Shurken

A weapon small enough to be concealed in the palm of your hand.

Is that a Basic Shurken

in his hand?

No he's just happy to see me.

by Mr.Drangus September 27, 2014

Basic math

Something simple that doesn’t need an explanation. Something that is basic, obvious or common sense. Something that isn’t rocket science.

Malcom: what happened wit you and old girl?
Don: She was on some Trump shit and I wasn’t for it. It’s basic math.

by iamanthonydean May 23, 2019

Basic beers

Bog standard, salt of the earth corner shop beers. Slightly room temperature, and transported in a blue plastic carry bag.

Mate, enough if this craft nonsense, let's get some basic beers - Frank

by Barnowlsrock August 14, 2022

Basic Bitch

A Pumpkin Spice Ice Latte from any hipster coffee shop.

Me: I’ll have a medium Basic Bitch please
Barista: One Pumpkin Spice Iced Latte coming right up!

by mrlarezzo August 27, 2019

Basic Karen

See definition of Karen, except this one accuses the manager for her positive Covid test less than 24 hrs after being in the establishment

Erika: Me and my friends tested positive for Covid and the only common denominator is that place we went yesterday so I’m calling the manager

Aunt: honey, don’t be a basic Karen, you can’t get Covid that fast.

by littlebrowngirl June 20, 2020

Basic Ball

A basic ball is when someone hooks up or has a one night stand with a guy and they don’t fulfill your needs.

I got with Jamaal from the bar last night, dick game was weak. Just another “Basic Ball”

by Titaniumcorn October 26, 2020