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spoff balloon

When you realise you have no tissues whilst bashing one out and you don't want to spum your nodes everywhere and make a mess. When you are about to "spend" simply pinch the end of your foreskin and blow up your own spoff balloon. Allow no seepage.
I emptied my Spoff Balloon over your mum. It was all over her boat like a plasterers radio.
by Nob Gnarley September 16, 2017
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The Ballooning Effect

When you rip a huge fart and you can visibly see your pants or underwear balloon outwards.
Man, Karen tried to rip a silent fart but it didn't matter because we could all see the ballooning effect.
by donkeykonga January 27, 2019
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Blew Balloon

A blew ballon happens when someone misunderstands that a "blow-job" is a figurative use of speech and actually blows into the penis which causes the scrotum to inflate like a large balloon and to turn dark blue.
Dude, did you hear about George? Kate was giving him head and misunderstood what a blow job was. She blew into his penis like she was blowing up an innertube and caused his ballsack to inflate like a beachball, giving him a blew balloon. He has been in the hospital for three days but the doctors are not hopeful that his scrot will ever return to normal size and are advising against his ever being able to windsurf again.
by DeePeaPlez January 18, 2021
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Contraception balloons

A simple, elegant, yet effective word for condoms.
Contraception balloons for safe, protective sex.

"Darling, have you got any contraception balloons?"

"Why yes, my love. I have some contraception balloons"
by Minty Lamb June 11, 2021
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Foreskin balloon

When your fucking a girl (or man) up the ass and they fart on your dick and it blows up your foreskin.
“Hey bro Libby give me a fucking foreskin balloon yesterday it was totally rad!”
by LTayl0rr December 15, 2022
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big fat balloons

Big fat Balloons is the name for a pretty good private snapchat story, that brings quality content to the table every single day, for it’s equally amazing viewers.
“Ohhh have u seen that snapchat story, it’s name is big fat balloons.”
Oh my god yeh I’ve seen that, it’s pretty lit to be honest, I’ve heard only the most elite people make it on there.”
“Yes that’s very true.”
by Big fat ballooon April 22, 2019
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Alabama Hot Air Balloon

When you and a female are naked, she is on top and giving you a back massage and her pussy is directly above your ass and then you fart
Bro I got a back massage from that whore jessica and gave her am Alabama Hot Air Balloon
by Ice bagged November 8, 2019
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