bare penis kick Share definition Flag (n.)A powerful kick that is delivered to a penis that is unclothed by anything and is out in the open. When Vigorito took out his penis, I bare penis kicked him so he would put it away. bare penis kick by Bosco Rocket April 23, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the bare penis kick mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch