E-bandonment

When someone you meet online disappears without a trace- forever.

I met this guy online from England last year and totally fell in love with him, but he has not been online in months or answered any of my phone calls. Oh, how the e-bandonment kills my soul!

by [e-mail] October 19, 2007

defecation baton

rigid stick or prod for 'conducting' a "movement" (bowel , or "Lincoln Log") into and through a toilet! ie: a process of
minimization! (note: same as "defecation wand" , from the same "artiste" )

the whole world came out of my buttle (butt hole) i'm getting my defecation baton!

judy "cut" a Lincoln Log and had to chop it up with her defecation baton !

by michael foolsley January 2, 2022

Sweating like Steve Bannon in Saudi Arabia

Sweating. Profusely. Predominantly out of fear.

'Mate, I got mugged at knifepoint last night?'
'OMG! Were you scared?'
'Scared?! I was sweating like Steve Bannon in Saudi Arabia!'

by whatleydude May 22, 2017

baton

A fat joint, usually a cone.

Let's smoke that baton.

by joynt May 13, 2005

Baton Rouge

A soul-sucking town full of insular would-be hipsters that relish fresh meat for their tired old rumor-mill. Also, a city where pretty much everyone has fucked everyone else. Finally, a place to get the FUCK OUT OF.

Q: What do you think of Baton Rouge?

A: It fucking sucks. I hate it. Don't go there, ever.

by Outtaheresoon August 16, 2011

Blanton

Urban hip hop slang for "It's all good."

She isn't mad at me for cheatin'...Its blanton.

by Peter Feaver November 20, 2006

Bartons

A cheap vodka often used in well drinks or used to get poor underaged undergrads drunk.

We were so broke that the three of us pooled together $11 to get a 1.75 handle of Bartons

by Saf the Gaf June 1, 2006