Bake and bang

To get baked and then have sex

Yo bitch lets bake and bang or hey let's bake and bang

by Words layer June 12, 2015

Cake Bakes

“Cake Bakes” is referring to cannabis edibles.

-Bruh, you got a cake bake? Bet.

-Can I snag some cake bakes from you?

-Let’s do a cake bake and play some Fortnite. Lte.

-I do not condone the use of cake bakes.

by Kikay August 26, 2019

Baked theory

A baked theory is a theory that is complete nonsense made up whilst intoxicated by the wacky backy. Said victim of a baked theory usually thinks that the idea is complete genius at the time not seeing all the major flaws in their amazing revelation. The theory tends to come about in useless conversations had between fellow stoners

Simon: I was getting stoned with Ross the other day and he reckons that tigers can't purr and lions can't roar...
Sonny: What!? That is such a baked theory has this kid never been to the zoo?

by Sgurnz December 22, 2013

tuna bake

When you fill a girl's vagina with melted cheese and then wait for it to solidify. Then you eat it with a knife & fork and use a napkin.
Nice variants include spicing it with cayenne pepper , Tabasco or orphan's tears.

Guy 1: Hey Bro I sure am hungry
Guy 2: Yeah me too dude fancy a tuna bake?
Guy 1: Ah sweet idea, I'll have the usual.

by toxic chinchilla murderer October 6, 2016

Bake that Snake

To get high off of a joint or a blunt. Snake=joint/blunt

Damn yo, We funna bake that snake tonight.

by YouaSnake September 27, 2009

baking inbred

actively engaging in sexual relations between individuals classed as being too closely related to marry each other

my cuz ain't quite right in the head. i'm pretty sure my aunt and uncle were baking inbred.

your relatives from the backwoods look kinda off. they got small heads, strange faces and all kinda health issues. i think your fam been baking inbred.

damn man! your sister is fucking hot! if i were you i'd wanna be baking inbred with her fine ass.

by jakeisjack November 22, 2020

Baking Soggy

When you have sexual intercourse with a loaf of bread

I got fired from the bakery for baking soggy on the job

by bluffuwu April 11, 2022