Baked theory

A baked theory is a theory that is complete nonsense made up whilst intoxicated by the wacky backy. Said victim of a baked theory usually thinks that the idea is complete genius at the time not seeing all the major flaws in their amazing revelation. The theory tends to come about in useless conversations had between fellow stoners

Simon: I was getting stoned with Ross the other day and he reckons that tigers can't purr and lions can't roar...
Sonny: What!? That is such a baked theory has this kid never been to the zoo?

by Sgurnz December 22, 2013

easy bake

cheap edibles made with really shitty weed specifically baked in an easy bake oven

“do you have any easy bake, bro?”

by rocksnsticks December 20, 2019

Cake Bakes

“Cake Bakes” is referring to cannabis edibles.

-Bruh, you got a cake bake? Bet.

-Can I snag some cake bakes from you?

-Let’s do a cake bake and play some Fortnite. Lte.

-I do not condone the use of cake bakes.

by Kikay August 26, 2019

Bake and bang

To get baked and then have sex

Yo bitch lets bake and bang or hey let's bake and bang

by Words layer June 12, 2015

brake and bake

Stopping during a long driving trip to smoke marijuana.

Dude, there's a rest stop ahead, you up for a brake and bake?

by toastyoats February 25, 2010

shaking and baking

Working smart and making money

He has his own business. He is shaking and baking.

by Dr. Sweet July 3, 2017

tuna bake

When you fill a girl's vagina with melted cheese and then wait for it to solidify. Then you eat it with a knife & fork and use a napkin.
Nice variants include spicing it with cayenne pepper , Tabasco or orphan's tears.

Guy 1: Hey Bro I sure am hungry
Guy 2: Yeah me too dude fancy a tuna bake?
Guy 1: Ah sweet idea, I'll have the usual.

by toxic chinchilla murderer October 6, 2016