Visiting multiple bathrooms looking for the perfect one (empty or clean, depending on your needs) before committing to it. Derived from the term border shopping.
Man, this place has some active colons at five o'clock. I was holding my ass in but I went bathroom shopping on all 3 floors anyway... I need my privacy!
by shy bowels December 21, 2006

a new york unbanite who spent half of his day servicing unsolicited COCK in the dirtiest, nastiest, stinkiest, filthiest public subway lavatory in the city.
by nvy April 5, 2008

An absolutely lavatorioushly rrretardated conservative man boy, lovers if you will, of the male man pusswassian, who regularly just hasssss to have their sex with a meat lovers pizza and a cup of toilet. They make no sense and neither does this definition, but fuck it.
Church of the Evacuate Digestion
Church of the Evacuate Digestion
bathroom staller: Psst, hey buddy, you know what would go good with this toilet? *tap* *tap* *tap*
guy in next stall: get the fuck outta here you bathroom staller. you're holding up the nation.
guy in next stall: get the fuck outta here you bathroom staller. you're holding up the nation.
by Church of the Evacuate Dig October 8, 2011

Use the bathroom
(Utb)
When a man thinks he needs a woman but really just needs to ejaculate on something, an enlightened Woman may says...
utb!
I.E.
Would you please use the bathroom not me
An accommodating woman that doesn't want to upset the status quo, She might just put her hand on her chest Like protecting herself - Who me?
She will eventually come to her senses.
(Utb)
When a man thinks he needs a woman but really just needs to ejaculate on something, an enlightened Woman may says...
utb!
I.E.
Would you please use the bathroom not me
An accommodating woman that doesn't want to upset the status quo, She might just put her hand on her chest Like protecting herself - Who me?
She will eventually come to her senses.
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