Baked theory

A baked theory is a theory that is complete nonsense made up whilst intoxicated by the wacky backy. Said victim of a baked theory usually thinks that the idea is complete genius at the time not seeing all the major flaws in their amazing revelation. The theory tends to come about in useless conversations had between fellow stoners

Simon: I was getting stoned with Ross the other day and he reckons that tigers can't purr and lions can't roar...
Sonny: What!? That is such a baked theory has this kid never been to the zoo?

by Sgurnz December 22, 2013

shaking and baking

Working smart and making money

He has his own business. He is shaking and baking.

by Dr. Sweet July 03, 2017

Cake Bakes

“Cake Bakes” is referring to cannabis edibles.

-Bruh, you got a cake bake? Bet.

-Can I snag some cake bakes from you?

-Let’s do a cake bake and play some Fortnite. Lte.

-I do not condone the use of cake bakes.

by Kikay August 26, 2019

A dig in the bake

A northern Irish slang word for a punch in the face

Stranger: pushes Gerald out the queue
Gerald: 'I'll give you a dig in the bake if you're not careful'

by Bigpenisman478901234567890 December 09, 2016

Bake that Snake

To get high off of a joint or a blunt. Snake=joint/blunt

Damn yo, We funna bake that snake tonight.

by YouaSnake September 27, 2009

Baking Soggy

When you have sexual intercourse with a loaf of bread

I got fired from the bakery for baking soggy on the job

by bluffuwu April 11, 2022

Baked Jelly

Dried up Vasoline that you find around the rim of your asshole.

Watch Out! I think she's got baked jelly up there, don't toss anything yet.

by sumolucy24 July 15, 2008