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Before conjugal relations are begun between man and woman, male shaves off a portion or entire pubic hair region and sets aside until later. After completing the act and depositing semen on the female's face, pubic hairs are blown onto her jism covered face where they stick. The male then tosses the woman out of bed and yells "Blind Gorilla Biach!"
by Joshuamatic July 30, 2008
Get the Blind Gorilla mug.When a man puts his testicles on a girl's eyes so she can't see, she the proceeds to give the man a hand job and try's to call out where the semen will land.
Tom: Dude she blind fired me last night.
Paul: No way? where did she call it?
Tom: Right arm of the sofa, she was right.
Paul: No way? where did she call it?
Tom: Right arm of the sofa, she was right.
by Erobica June 17, 2010
Get the Blind Fire mug.A penis with a very tight foreskin that can't be retracted when penis is erect. The penis head or glans can't be seen. This condition is called "phimosis"
by microaperture December 29, 2010
Get the blind meat mug.A retributive procedure for avenging one's girlfriend's frigidity of the previous night involving a rather cruel artifice (note - artifice, not oriface, although it is quite possible that her orifaces may well have been cruel, hence the ease of confusion).
Procedure - the perpetrator must make sure that he awakens in the morning before the victim. Like a secret sex-ninja he must have a silent wraith-wank, being careful to ensure that any bed wobbling does not awaken the victim. After his sausage-basting reaches climax, he must dab a finger tip in the resulting cheddar-puddle and rub a sufficient amount of his monkey-spunk along the closed edges of the victim's eyelids, making sure that the eyelashes have a sufficient glazing of knob-gloop so as to become intractably stuck to one another.
After pausing to allow for drying and cementation, the perpetrator lights a few matches and blows them out quickly, allowing some of the thick smoke to drift into the victim's nostrils. After she begins to stir at the noxious smell wafting into her alternative nasal cock tunnels, the perpetrator must shout, as loudly and as anxiously as possible, "FIRE, FIRE... THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE.. YOU ARE ON FIRE!"
Procedure - the perpetrator must make sure that he awakens in the morning before the victim. Like a secret sex-ninja he must have a silent wraith-wank, being careful to ensure that any bed wobbling does not awaken the victim. After his sausage-basting reaches climax, he must dab a finger tip in the resulting cheddar-puddle and rub a sufficient amount of his monkey-spunk along the closed edges of the victim's eyelids, making sure that the eyelashes have a sufficient glazing of knob-gloop so as to become intractably stuck to one another.
After pausing to allow for drying and cementation, the perpetrator lights a few matches and blows them out quickly, allowing some of the thick smoke to drift into the victim's nostrils. After she begins to stir at the noxious smell wafting into her alternative nasal cock tunnels, the perpetrator must shout, as loudly and as anxiously as possible, "FIRE, FIRE... THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE.. YOU ARE ON FIRE!"
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