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Autistic retard

You really are a fucking autistic retard
by I hammered your dad 12 times December 11, 2024
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Autistic Nerd

Might be confused with a “nice guy” when meeting and talking face to face but will become autistic and leave any social situation they are not comfortable with. Typically will throw in an odd autistic one liner in the convo about cars or something if they are hyper interested in a topic. May seem cold and does not know when they are damaging another persons reputation with their genius IQ and corrections over indirection communication like email and may sound like a dick. Very high IQ but will have trouble finding dates or relationships. More like able than Try Hard Nerd but may have trouble connecting with others due to autism.
- example: Autistic Nerd(In real life) - Hey, look at those cars, I love cars.
- Normal person: yeah cars are cool.
- Autistic nerd (over email) - this is wrong. This is wrong. This is wrong. You did not do anything here. I answered you already.

- Normal person: wow what a dick.
by Holy Knight of the Sun God December 16, 2024
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autisim (autistic)

a neurological and developmental disorder that affects how people interact with others, communicate, learn, and behave.
person 1 are you autisim (autistic)
person 2 yea does not mean you can make fun of him
by big brain magic1976 January 5, 2025
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Autisting

I was autisting last Sunday when I went on about trains for 3 hours at a social event
by boumchikawawaw January 10, 2025
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Autistic goonmonkey

It means that somebody is an Retard/Dumb and is acting like a masturbating ape too with no impulse control nor rational thoughts
John: Hey Brad
Brad: What?
John: your a fucking Autistic goonmonkey
by MuntingMasteofMinneSoda July 5, 2025
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autistic unicorn

a sexual position where the top will take a dildo with a suction cup and put it on their forehead and stringing up the bottom up in the air and head butting it into whichever hole they choose
i did the autistic unicorn on my boyfreind
by rumpleforeskin54 July 19, 2025
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Autistic

People who did great things for the world yet still are treated like shit by faggots with no life. Anyone who dares use it as an insult should be grinded up into meat and made into McDonald's burgers.
Albert Einstein, Bill Gates, Isaac Newton, Charles Darwin and Nikola Tesla were famous autistic people.
by Ronald Glumpp August 4, 2025
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