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Austyn

The hottest girl in your tiny town. A female Austyn usually hates her name to the ends of this earth, and tries to get people to call her by her nickname. You can usually find a female Austyn in a small town, with big city dreams. She sucks bad at math, but is amazingly pretty and nice, and down to earth. She doesn't really date that much, she's very picky and tries to choose the nicest guy she can find... which becomes hard for her because so many guys secretly like her that she gets overwhelmed. If there was a definition for beauty, her photo would be under it. She is unusual, understanding and trustworthy. You can tell any of your secrets or problems to her and she won't spread a word.
Person 1- "Wow that girl is such an Austyn!"
Person 2- "It's too bad she's picky about her guys, otherwise I'd date her!"
by thislittlegaall January 1, 2012
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Austyn

The cutest guy in the world. He has the biggest heart. He is so handsome. He is so sweet and all around perfect.
My boyfriend is definitely named Austyn.
by AHHHEHE July 17, 2014
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Austitude

The display of an attitude by Austinites (residents of Austin, TX) that their city is nearly perfect and without problems. Unlike Dallitude (which is associated with the display of wealth), Austitude is associated with the belief the city of Austin and people in it are unique, smarter, and more advanced than the rest of Texas and southern USA. This flawed kind of thinking is usually associated with down-talking other cities and ignoring the fact that other cities may excel in areas Austin does not.
Example A: Justifying living in Austin by saying that Houston has too much traffic and is too hot, while failing to admit Austin has the exact same problems. This is display of Austitude.

Example B: Trash-talking about Houston (i.e. it is all concrete, has no culture and no positive attributes). This is display of Austitude. In reality Houston has forests of tall pine trees Austin does not, world-class arts/culture Austin does not, and a great restaurant scene Austin does not. (Dallas also has superior culture to Austin).

Example C: Saying Austin is so unique and has many things other Texas cities do not. In reality, Austin has many things borrowed from other cities such as chain restaurants, architecture, even the Art Car Parade (which has been going on in Houston for much longer). This is display of Austitude.
by Texas Expert December 24, 2008
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Austrian Popsicle

Before we get down to business, I'm gonna give you an Austrian Popsicle.
by JewFire69 May 15, 2016
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Australian Mensa

Group therapy for people who are mentally ill or otherwise mentally incapacitated.
Toots had a nervous breakdown, so every Friday she goes to Australian Mensa.

After the psychiatric ward, the looneys go to Australian Mensa for outpatient care.
by Tom from the Shore November 9, 2007
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austrailian kiss

Another term for going down on your woman. Giving a woman a french kiss "down under."
I decided to give my girl an austrailian kiss instead of just licking her button.
by The Wieners February 8, 2005
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austin spafford

A hypocrite that you can never trust, but is v-good in sports and lying about certain things.
austin spafford told me not to hit people, then he hit me, that hypocrite!
by Sim Shady 1234j;adfj;lsfsdfa October 14, 2013
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