i didnt ask

the most unoriginal and boring way to “roast” somebody

seriously, stop saying it. i dont give a flying fuck if you didnt ask i said it because i thought it was worth saying. fucking asshole.
guy:i got an nvidia rtx yesterday!
guy 2:i didnt ask
guy:shut the fucking hell up fucking loser.
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that's not what I asked

The ultimate come back and douche bag saying in any applicable situation.

It can properly be said at any time the yes/no question asked is not directly and simply answered with a "yes" or in some instances, a "no."

This saying may or may not be accompanied with a sacktap.
James: "Hey Nick did you buy beer for tonight?"
Nick: "Well I went to the liquor store but I didn't have my wall--"
James: "That's not what i asked dipshit" (followed by a sacktap)
by dopplemire November 08, 2010
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did i ask

something someone says whenever they do not care
Person 1: Bro I fucked my girl last night
Person 2: Ok cool. But, Did I ask?
by apostrophii February 19, 2020
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I didn’t ask

The worst comeback in the world. Use this, and you’ll be ridiculed and hated by everyone around you.
Guy 1: Hey should I watch the new Toy Story?
Guy 2: I didn’t ask.
Guy 1: You’re such an asshole.
by cosmiselite September 03, 2020
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if you ask me

A redundant phrase attached to the end of a sentence. People who use this phrase have nothing more to say, it is simply there as a filler (or perhaps to make it sound more "authentic").
Guy 1: Hey, what's our new teacher like?
Guy 2: Pretty cool if you ask me
by Emoji Movie Was A Good Movie January 28, 2021
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Did I asked?

The way to end/starts a drama on Twitter or Discord or Reddit. Saving your time doing this trick but people can fight back.
EX 1: "You are so ugly af"
"Did I asked?"
EX 2: "Your mom boobs is so big"
"Did I asked?"
EX 3: "You are adopted"
"Did I asked?"
by blahtnt October 13, 2021
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Did I ask?

One of the worst comebacks you could ever do.
Person A: Hey did you guys play That South Park videogame? It’s so good

Person B: Did I ask?

Person A: The world doesn’t revolve around you Fuck face
by MUGlol69 January 18, 2022
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