Have you seen my baseball?

A way of asking someone if they are retarded.

A way of making someone realize that what they have just said or done is retarded.

Kat: "One day I'd like to go to college to become an Indian"

Saundra: "Uh... Have you seen my baseball?"

by NickLover July 11, 2008

Have You Seen The Cannibal Holocaust?

A slightly more PG version of asking if someone is not a virgin. The opposite of asking someone if they've played Fortnite, which is basically asking if they are a virgin.

CONTEXT: Cannibal Holocaust is a 1980 film that has been banned in several countries for how violent it is.

Louis: "Have you seen the cannibal holocaust?"
Elliot: "I haven't"
Louis: "So you play Fortnite then."

by buy me free games November 04, 2018

Have you ever considered a Ploughmans?

The question you should ask when you are too intoxicated to think of a sandwich other than salami.

"What are you eating, is it a salami sandwich?"
"Yes pal"
"Have you ever considered a Ploughmans?"

by Crack fox February 20, 2016

Have you ever had a dream

The phrase "have you ever had a dream" is a quote from the Disney animated film Hercules. At around the 26 minute mark in the movie, Hercules says to Phil:

"Haven't you ever had a dream? Something you wanted so bad, you'd do anything?"

he movie came out in 1997. According to KnowYourMeme the video originates from an interview in 1999. It is entirely possible the child saw and loved Hercules, and wanted to share his favorite, inspiring quote from his favorite movie.

"Have you ever had a dream? Something so bad, you'd do anything?"

by Qwertysjnf2 January 09, 2022

you could have gone all day without saying that

The grammatically correct way of saying "You could have went all day without saying that". Used when something unpleasant and/or offensive was said.

Sarah: "My dog had this weird growth on its leg..."

John: "You know Sarah, you could have gone all day without saying that. Seriously"

by dH.core June 27, 2008

Have you played helltaker yet?

Have you played helltaker yet? Is when someone questions your faith in Satan, when someone says this it implies that they are trying to force an certain answer out of you

Random Kid: “Walks up to you” Heyy have you played helltaker yet? “While pretending to hold a desert eagle”

by December 09, 2020

You could have went all day without saying that

A sarcastic version of, "that wasn't very nice", "you shouldn't have said that", "ewww, grody", or "TMI".

Variant: You could have gone all day without saying that.

Did you see all those girls clustering around your ex? I've never seen him happier!

Just think! You could have went all day without saying that!

by Downstrike May 12, 2006